A Man wanted to do something special for thier tenth wedding anniversary. His wife said for years that she wished his p***s was a little larger. When he went to the doctor it was to expensive. The doctor referred him to someone he could better afford. A veterinarian that could at a reasonable cost fix his little problem. The vet said that he would inject fat from an elephant's trunk into the man's p***s. The man was pleased with the result, as well as the cost.
The man at thier anniversary dinner couldn't wait to show his wife her present. He opened his pants to show his wife. When his p***s rolled onto the table grabbed a diner role and went under the table. The man then screamed in agony. His wife said she'd like to see that again. He replied "I'd show you again, but I don't think my ass could fit another diner roll.
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