Scenerio:: You are in a club with friends dancing, laughing and having a good time.
You feel a tap on your shoulder you turn around, and hear "baby if you were a mcdonalds hamburber you'd be the Mc gorgeous" A. should you laugh B. Cry C. Turn and run D all of the above Weve all heard em maybe even used them some good some bad some just down right sad. Heres a few of the ones I call OH NO you didnt say that.Along with a few rebuttals to them 1. I wish you were a pony on a carousel, then I I could ride you all day. 2. Your body is like a temple you say- too bad for your services are closed 3.If the saying is true we are what we eat, can I be you by morning 4 .Have you had your belly button from the inside before 5.If your right leg was xmas and your left leg was thanksgiving could I spend time between the holidays 6. The word of the day is legs lets spread the word 7.Im fighting the urge to make you the happiest person on earth You say: does that mean you will be leaving 8.
If I were you Id have sex with me 9.The voices in my head said to come talk to you 10. sit on my face and I will guess your weight |
