Three nuns preparing for an outside mission were told by the preist that they must first purify themselves if they had touched any private parts of a man by washing their hands in the holy water. The first shyly walked up and washed her fingers in the water and said "it was just once" the preist asked the second to proceed when all of the sudden the third pushed her out of the way and ran to the water. When asked what the rush was, she said "I want to wash my mouth out before she sticks her ass in there!" |
