This guy's walking through a run-down part of town, and he sees a sign in the window of a bar. It reads: "Make My Horse Laugh, And Your Lunch Is Free!!" He thinks about it for a second, and then goes into the bar. He asks the barman is the offer still good, and the barman tells him it is.
He points over to a dark corner of the bar, and there is indeed a real, live horse, quietly eating sugar.
He walks over to the horse, whispers something in the horse's ear, and, to everybody's amazement, the horse begins to laugh. "That's unbelievable! How'd you do it?!" He says nothing to the barman, other than ordering his free lunch. Next week, same guy walking past the same bar. This time there's a sign that reads: "Make My Horse Cry, And Your Lunch Is Free!!" In he goes, and this time walks straight to the horse in the dark corner.
He whispers something, and fiddles with his attire for a few seconds, and then, to everybody's amazement, the horse begins to cry. Huge, horsey sobs.
As he's eating his free lunch, the barman approaches him...
"I gotta know how you did that..." The guy wipes his mouth, looks up, and smiles. "Simple. Last week I told your horse my d**k was bigger than his... This week I showed him!" |
