IDIOT'S SEX GUIDE 1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea. 2. There is no need for dice in role playing. 3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway. 4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start. 5. If she says she's into "bondage, " don't show her your financial portfolio. 6. You can lie down during a one-night stand. 7.
When a woman talks about waiting for the "right time, " she's not referring to a commercial break.
8. Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking. 9.
Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth. 10.
Sex islike "The Club" - Accept no substitutes. |
