Horse

A man walks into a strange bar with a horse in it.

He finds that it belongs to the bartender. He approaches the bartender and makes a bet with him. He says" bartender I'll bet you free drinks for the rest of the night that I can make your horse laugh and then make him cry." Puzzled the bartender says, "o.k. you got a bet." The man walks over to the horse and whispers some thing into his ear.

The horse begins to laugh uncontrollably.

A few moments later the horse begins to cry, weeping and ssobbing.

The man walks back over to the bartender and says I'll take a beer. The bartender looks at the man strangely and says what did you do to that horse to make him laugh? The man says I told him my d**k was bigger than his. The bartender says and Cry? The man says, " I showed him.

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