There is this village near the MeoThai border where the clan is well know for their long D**k, minimum 12 inches long. One day a baby was born, and the village Patriach with his experience was aware the baby's D**k will be short by standard when grown up, and wanted to banish the baby to another village.
Baby's parents pleaded, asking for a chance till baby is of age to decide, and Grandfather agreed.
However, at 18 years, the boy now quite grown-up, still cannot measure up to the minimum. Since everyone is fond of the young man, Grandfather by royal decree, ordered every male to give a tiny portion of their D**k to join to the young man. As a result this young man has the longest in the village. But one problem soon surfaced, the boy's D**k cannot stand erect, an inverted U at best.
They soon found out the reason: Grandfather's portion is in the middle! |
