Doctor Love

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist.

The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress.

After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh. "Do you know what Im doing?" he asks. "Yes, " she replies. "Youre checking for any abrasions or abnormalities." "Thats right, " says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what Im doing now?" "Youre checking for any lumps or breast cancer, " she replies.

"Correct, " says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what Im doing now?" "Yes, " she says. "Youre getting herpeswhich is what I came here about in the first place.

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