CHINESE SICK LEAVE Message "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. "You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
"I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........ You got nice house. |
