Two guys were in a bunker and one goes to the other "shit I got to do a shit, cover me while I run to another bunker" So he jumps out and his mate covers him until he jumps into another bunker. Half an hour later he's wondering shit where is he. An hour later he is starting to get worried about his mate taking so long. 2 hours later he is starting to thing that his mate must have died. 4 hours later he has given up hope his mate must be dead so he is sitting in his bunker morning his mates death when his mate jumps in the bunker with a big grin on his face.
He goes "where you been I thought you were dead" the mate goes "mate I met this women, she was awesome" The other fellow goes "yeah did ya kiss her" "Yeah Yeah" "Did ya suck on her tits" "Yeah Yeah" "Did ya f**k her" "Yeah Yeah" "Did she give ya head" "No she didn't have One" |
