20 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX! 1. YOU CAN GET CHOCOLATE! 2. "IF YOU LOVE ME YOU'LL SWALLOW THAT" HAS REAL MEANING WITH CHOCOLATE! 3.
CHOCOLATE SATISFIES EVEN WHEN IT'S GONE SOFT! 4.
YOU CAN SAFELY EAT CHOCOLATE WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING! 5. YOUY CAN EAT CHOCOLATE IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER! 6. YOU CAN MAKE CHOCOLATE LAST AS LONG AS YOU WANT TO! 7. IF YOU BITE THE NUTS TOO HARD..
THE CHOCOLATE DOESN'T MIND! 8.
2 PEOPLE OF THE SAME SEX CAN HAVE CHOCOLATE, WITHOUT BEING CALLED NASTY NAMES! 9. THE WORD "COMMITMENT" DOESN'T SCARE OFF CHOCOLATE! 10. YOU CAN HAVE CHOCOLATE ON TOP OF YOUR DESK DURING WORKING HOURS, WITHOUT UPSETTING YOUR COLLEAGUES! 11.
YOU CAN ASK A STRANGER FOR CHOCOLATE, WITHOUT GETTING YOUR FACE SLAPPED! 12. YOU DON'T GET HAIRS IN YOUR MOUTH WITH CHOCOLATE! 13. WITH CHOCOLATE, THERE'S NO NEED TO FAKE IT! 14. CHOCOLATE DOESN'T MAKE YOU PREGNANT! 15. YOU CAN HAVE CHOCOLATE AT ANY TIME OF THE MONTH! 16. GOOD CHOCOLATE IS EASY TO FIND! 17.
YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY KINDS OF CHOCOLATE AS YOU CAN HANDLE! 18. YOU ARE NEVER TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD FOR CHOCOCLATE! 19.
WHEN YOU HAVE CHOCOLATE, IT DOESN'T KEEP THE NEIGHBOURS AWAKE! 20. WITH CHOCOLATE, SIZE DOESN'T MATTER, ITS ALWAYS GOOD!!!!! |
