Mia Hamm, Hillary Clinton, George Busch, Pope II and young king school kid were traveling on a same plane, when all of a sudden plane started going down.
However there were all 4 parachutes available.
Mia Hamm grabbed first one and says "I am the best soccer player in the world, and if we want US to keep winning I gotta survive" and she jumps out of plane. Hillary Clinton grabs next one and says "I am wife of an ex-president and future president of US, I have to survive". She jumps out as well. George Busch grabs a pack and says "I am The President of US, and I am smartest president ever and smartest man alive".
He jumps out as well. Pope II turns to the kid and says "I have lived a long life and seen pretty much everything, but you however have just started your life.
Why don't you grab the last parachute and jump out.
It's my time to go" Then little kid replies: "Don't worry there is plenty of parachutes for both of us. Smartest man alive grabbed my backpack" |
