Russian, American and Canadian scientists are attending a conference to share their greatest achievements with the world. "We've taken a mans' finger, built a body around it and now he's out looking for work." The Russians brag. "We have beaten you, " The Americans quickly replied. "We've taken a mans' fingernail, built a body around it and now he's out looking for work." The Canadian deligation laughs. "We've beaten you all, we've taken an a*****e, built a government around him, now everyones looking for work." |
