Monica Lewinsky virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Ronald Reagan virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Mike Tyson virus - Quits after one byte. Oprah Winfrey virus - Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB. Lorena Bobbit virus - Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy. Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus - Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.
Ellen Degeneres virus - Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC Titanic virus - Makes your whole computer go down Disney virus - Everything in the computer goes Goofy Prozac virus - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care Sharon Stone virus - Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there. Tim Allen virus - Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.
Woody Allen virus - Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card. Saddam Hussein virus - Won't let you into any of your programs. Tonya Harding virus - Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons George Michael virus - Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup. Joey Buttafuoco virus - Only attacks minor files X-files virus - All your Icons start shape shifting Spice Girl virus - Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop. ATampT virus - Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus - Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. Clinton Virus:Your computer keeps going down but the Bible says it's OK.
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