One day President Bush along with Vice President Cheney go to a diner in Washington for their lunch The waitress asks the VP "What will you have, Sir? Cheney replies "just some toast and a cup of hot tea" Ok, and for you, Mr. President?" "i'll have a quickie" says Bush Mr. President!" exclaimed the waitress i expected that from clinton but never from you! The waitress then stomps off "Mr. President, "starts" cheney "it's pronounced quiche" |
