At the Va Hospital There's alot of old and young veteran whether crazy or not. A doctor goes into rm.545 and says: Mr. Johnson I got some bad news you are dying and nothing i can do to slow the process down and you only got 2 days left to live". So Mr. Johnson is thinking to himself what he should do and he comes up with only one thought. He sees a nurse go by and he calls out to her : " Nurse, can you come into my room i got a question to ask you". The Nurse goes in and asks him : Yes, Mr. Johnson what can i do for you?". Mr. Johnson replies: " Nurse, do you have an American Flag around cause the doctors says i got 2 days to live and i'd like to salute to this great nation of ours represented by the flag.
" The Nurse looks around and can't find one remember that she has a tattoo of the american flag located at her inner thigh. So she closes the door and closes the curtains and pulls down her pants and says: " It's all i can do i can't find an american flag anywhere but, i got one tattooed". Mr. Johnson leaps up like a bat out of hell and says: " Nurse, one more question Can I FK Bush too"....
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