There was this 75 year old man and he was watching a new report about Viagra.
When the report was over with he jumped up and ran to his room, when he came out he was dressed to go to town. His wife asked him where he thought that he was going and the man replied, "I am going to the doctor to get me some of the Viagre!", at which time the wife runs to her room. The wife then comes out, also dressed to go to town.
The man asks her, "And just where the hell do you think you are going?" and the wife replies, " If you think you are going to use that rusty OLD thing on me then I am going to go get a tetnus shot!" |
