86 year old Hymie at the Doctors: "Hymie my friend" says the Doc "I give you 6 months to live" "But Doctor, There's maybe a cure?" "Yes there is" says the doctor "But I don't think you'll ever find it" "Tell me what it is and I'll find it" says Hymie. "Mothers milk" says the doctor "Or you've only got 6 months.
Good Luck to you my friend" Hymie relates the episode to his wife, inbetween sobs of self pity, and not a little fear for his future "Don't worry my darling" says his wife. "We'll find some, somewhere.
HOLD ON.
Mrs Goldblum upstairs! She's just had a baby. I'll go ask her if she'll help us. Sit tight my dear, I won't be long" 10 minutes later, she's back and says "Hymie my dear, Mrs Goldblum says that she'd be happy to help us.
GO, SEE HER" "Are you sure, my love?" "GO.
GO.
GO.
My sweet. With my blessings GO" Upstairs he goes. Mrs Goldblum's already on the landing with both nipples ready for him. "Come in Hymie" she says, "Your Beckie has told me everything. With my blessings, begin" "Are you sure?" "I'm sure" "Are you sure you're sure?" "I'm sure" So Hymie begins, first a little lick of each nipple to lubricate them and to perk them up a little.
Then down to some serious sucking.
"My God!" thinks Mrs Goldblum. "This old man is 86years old and he's sucking my nipples like an eager 15 year old, MMMmm the best I've eveer had. MMMMmmm. I wonder?" "Hymie? There's perhaps, something else you'd like from me?" "You've got maybe a rusk? |
