Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized p***ses.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir, " the older one replied. "I see, " said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated p***ses?" "No sir, our mother." "Your mother? You idiot, women don't have p***ses!" "I know, sir, " replied the recruit, "But she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could." |
