A guy goes to his doctor because hes been having problems remembering things. After a battery of tests the doctor says, "Unfortunately, I have bad news, and I have very bad news." "Whats the very bad news?" the man asks warily. "Well, " says the doctor, "our tests show that you have cancer and only have three weeks to live.
" "Oh, my God!" says the man. "Well, whats the bad news?" "Our tests indicate that you also have Alzheimers disease, " says the doc. "Well, I can always look on the bright side, " says the man. "At least I dont have cancer!" |
