Doctor, doctor, please kiss me, " says the patient. "No, Im sorry, that would be against the code of ethics, " says the doctor. Ten minutes later the patient says: "Doctor, please, kiss me just once." "No, Im sorry, I just cant" he says. Five minutes later, she asks again: "Please, please kiss me!" "Look, " says the doctor, "its out of the question. In fact, I probably shouldnt even be f**king you. |
