Guy's not feeling well, goes to the doctor. Doctor gives him tests, says to come back in a week.
A week later, guy shows up.
Asks the doctor what the story is. Doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news.
" Guy says, "Okay, I'm an adult, give me the bad news first." Doctor says, "You have two weeks to live." Guy goes crazy. "What are you telling me? I come here, feeling a little under the weather, never been sick in my life, you tell me I've got two weeks left to live!" He's screaming now. "I'm 37 years old, I've got a great wife and two great kids, you tell me I've got two weeks to live! Christ, with bad news like that, what the hell kind of GOOD news could you possibly have? Doctor leans forward, whispers, "You know my receptionist?" He gestures toward the door.
"The one with the big tits? Guy nods his head, yeah, he knows her. "I'm shtupping her.
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