Three men are walking along a street chatting away.
They look up to see a sign reading: "Pig Contest. Largest Pig Takes All" The three men look at each other and grin.
Anybody can get a pig and fatten it up. The three men then go purchase a pig. They start feeding this pig all kinds of things and the pig grows bigger. After a short while it's obvious the pig just wasn't getting any bigger. First man says: "We've really got to find a way to get this pig bigger." Second man says: "Yeah. We've already put a lot of money into this pig, we can't lose now.
" The third man pipes up: "Well, we could pay a monkey 3 peanuts to put a cork up his ass. That'd make the pig real BIG." They find a monkey, pay him 3 peanuts and the monkey then proceeds to cork the pig's ass. A few weeks go by and it's the big day of the contest. The three men lug their huge pig to the contest, cork and all. Their pig takes top prize hands down. Now they've reached their goal and have won with a big pig and want to keep the pig. Maybe have some pork chops out of him someday or a nice mouth watering roast. But........................................
in order to keep the pig alive and well the cork had to be removed. The three men converse about this and vote it's wise to pay the same monkey 3 more peanuts to remove the cork he put in the pig.
They pay the monkey the 3 peanuts and he removes the cork from the pig's ass. Next thing you know the three men are in the hospital and are gaining consciousness again. A nurse walks up to the first man and asks: "What's the last thing you remember?" He replies: "The last thing I recall was paying a monkey 3 peanuts to remove the cork from our pig's ass.
" The nurse goes to the second man and asks him the same question.
He repliesman 2: "The last thing I remember was paying a monkey 3 peanuts to pull the cork out of our pig's ass." Dumbfounded the nurse goes to check on the third man. She asks him the same question as well. The third man replies: "The last thing I remember is that poor monkey trying to put the cork BACK in that pig's ass.
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