An old-timey farmer was plowing his field way out in the middle of no-where. It got so hot that he took all his clothes off since no one was going to see him anyway. As he turned his rig around at the end of the field, he disturbed a wild bee hive and got stung in his peter. In pain, he went to see the small town doctor who pulled the stinger out and told him that there wasn't much else that he could do but if he wanted to ease the pain, to put his peter into a bowl of milk every evening. So, that evening the farmer quietly sneaks into the kitchen pantry, pours some milk into a bowl and puts his hurting peter in. Suddenly, the door opened and there was the maid who yelled out loud in surprise.
"Shhhh" he tried to calm the excited maid, "have you never seen one of these before?" "Oh yes" she replied.
"I just never knew how they were loaded" |
