While visiting his niece, an elderly man had what was apparently a stroke.
The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.
R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his heart is still beating.
" "Oh, dear, " cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!" |
