There were these three soldiers fighting in Vietnam. When the war was over the men went back to there town and there they would recieve gold. The gold would be measured by any part of there body. The first man wanted his foot measured. So he got 21 ounces of gold. The secod said from the tip of my head to the bottom of my foot. He got 34 ounces of gold. The third said from the tip of my c**k to my bollocks. The who measured looked down and said "where is your c**k?" The man replied back at vietnam |
