First of all, please no offence to any marine or anyone else, this is a friendly joke.....
and friendly intraservice rivarly... A soldier and marine are walking down the beach one day.
All the ladies are eyeing them but are only talking to the soldier. When they are out of earshot of the ladies the marine asks the soldier: "what is it that attracts them to you?" The soldier says "well, could be that im wearing speedos" The marine says "well I am too" Soldier says "ok ok, I'll let you in on my secret. When you put on your speedos, you put a potato in." The marine says "oh ok" The next day they are walking down the beach again, only this time the ladies are chuckling and laughing at them. The marine says "what is going on here--i did what you told me, and now they are laughing at me" The soldier says "yes, you did put the potato in your pants, but you should have it in the front....." |
