Monday is an awful way to spend 17th of your life Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? You can't have everything..where would you put it? Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 of the world's population.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers? I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I love playing cards with children. They can't tell you're dealing off the bottom of the deck.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on |
