A man walked into the woman's section of a department store and told the sales clerk that he wanted to buy a bra for his wife. "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquired the man "There is more than one type?" "There are three types, " replied the clerk. "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?" Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?" The clerk responded, "It is really very easy... the Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.
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