---------- An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was real stormy.
They were standing at the back of the ship watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old lady overboard.
They searched for days and couldn't find her So the captain sent the old man home with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the ship. It read: "Sir, we are sorry to inform you that we found your wife had died in the ocean.
We hauled her up on the deck, and found an oyster attached to her butt. Inside it was a pearl worth 50, 000. Please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and rebait the trap." |
