One day she gets a ring at the doorbell, looks out and doesn't see anyone.The woman hears a voice and looks down and its a man in a wheelchair.
She says can i help you?The man in the wheelchair replies i'm here for the ad in the paper.The woman says well i'm looking for a man that won't touch me alot.
the man replies well how can i, i don't have any arms.They were blown off in war.Oh she says well I want a man that won't run away from me.He says how can I they were blown off too.In a last effort to get rid of the man she says well I want a man I can have fun with.He replies well how do you think I rang the doorbell sweetheart?????? |
