One summer evening, a soldier goes to a brothel and is met by the Madam. She shows him her available girls, he makes a choice, and goes into an upstairs bedroom with the young lady.
She gives him the house instructions and they both strip. She is impressed by his well proportioned and muscled body. They proceed to have sex and again she is impressed by the size of his p***s. He shows her a trick first he yells, "Ten Hut!" and he grows an enormous hard on. He yells, "At Ease!" and his member becomes limp. He does this several times and the young lady is in awe.
They proceed to have sex again, but something is worng. The soldier's p***s is not getting hard. He tries his "Ten Hut" and "At Ease" trick, but unfortunately nothing happens.
Furious, he jumps up, stands facing the corner, and begins masturbating rigorously.
Shocked, the girl asks, "What are you doing?" The soldier replies, "For disobeying orders, dishonorable discharge!!" |