There was this really old guy at an old-timers dance, and the problem was that he hadnt had any sex for a long time. Hed been dancing with all the grandmas all night, but still hadnt scored.
Frustrated, he approached an old grandma and said, Im having no luck scoring a woman. How about coming back to my place for a roll in the hay? Ill give you 20 bucks! She says, Im willing, lets go. They get back to his place and after a bit of foreplay they head for the bedroom.
He loves the sex and cant get over how tight she is for such an old woman. He thinks that shes got to be a virgin. After the wonderful performance, he rolls off of her and puffs, Wow! Lady, if I had of known you were a virgin, I would have given you 50 bucks.
Surprised, she says, If I had of known you were actually going to get a hard-on, I would have taken my pantyhose off! |
