CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2912 Calories ORGASMS: Real 112 Calories Fake 1315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories Getting up immediately 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years 36 Calories 30-39 years 80 Calories 40-49 years 124 Calories 50-59 years 1972 Calories 60-69 years 7916 Calories 70 and over Results are still pending DRESSING AFTERWARDS: Calmly 32 Calories In a hurry 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door 5218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door 13521 Calories RESULTS MAY VARY......
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD.
. . Right now, as you read this, 69 Million Americans are having SEX! And you're on the computer!!! |
