A guy discovers red rings around his p***s. Terrified he goes to the local VD clinic. He tells the doctor, Doc, I have these red rings around my p***s! Im scared that I have some terrible disease! The doctor examines the guys p***s, and then gives him a bottle of blue pills. The doctor tells the guy to take the pills three times a day for a week, and then come back for a follow-up. The guy faithfully takes the pills as advised, but the red rings didnt even fade. He goes back to the clinic and tells the doctor, Doc, I took the pills just like you said, but the red rings are still there! They havent even faded! The doctor examines the guys p***s again, and this time gives him a bottle of green pills. He tells the guy to take the pills every four hours for a week, and return again for another follow-up.
The guy again follows the doctors instructions, but there was still no change in the red rings. The guy goes again to the clinic and asks the doctor, Doc, am I going to die? Those red rings just wont go away The doctor examines the guys p***s again for the third time. He spends a couple of minutes thinking this over. The doctor then tells the guy, I dont think you have anything to worry about. Use this cream on your p***s every two hours until the red rings are gone. Then call me. The guy goes home. He puts the first application of the cream on his p***s, and lo and behold the red rings disappear! The guy is thrilled, and calls the doctor. Doc, I used the cream and the red rings went away with the first application! I am so relieved! By the way, what was that cream? Lipstick remover, replied the doctor.
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