A guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.
Sitting at the end of the bar is a really good looking girl. He catches her eye, and smiles at her.
She gives him an icy stare in return.
A little while later he tries again, and gets the same icy stare. He calls the bartender over. "Listen, I would really like to meet that girl.
Can you help me?" "Sure!" says the bartender, "Have you ever heard of Jewish Fly." "No, is it anything like Spanish Fly?" asks the man. "Much better than that." says the bartender.
The bartender mixes the girl a drink, with the Jewish Fly of course and gives it to her. A little while later she smiles at the man. After a few more minutes, she begins to lick her lips suggestively. The man walks over, sits down and says "May I get you another drink?" "No" she says in a deep sexy voice. "But you can take me shopping." |
