A man has a 15 inch p***s and comes in to see a doctor. Being upset about the huge size, he explains the doctor that all girls are afraid of him and his p***s and he wants to shorten it. Doctor thinks for a second and replies: "I can't help you but I know someone who might..", writes down an address on a piece of paper, ".she's a witch.
" A man takes a taxi and goes to the address. Knocks on the door and an old lady opens it.
The man explains the problem and the lady says she can help him. "There's a frog in my back yard.
Ask her questions. Everytime frog replies NO to your question, your p***s will shrink 3 inches". Sceptical about this whole situation, the man decides to give it a try. Finds the frog in the back yard and without thinking asks: "Do I know you?" to which the frog replies "NO". The man looks down and is completely in shock. P***s is shorter by 3 inches. All excited about this, he asks the frog again "Do I know you?" and the frog replies "NO". Man looks again at his p***s and another 3 inches are gone. He wants a perfect size and asks the frog again. "Do I know you?", frog looks up and replies "NO, NO and for the last time NO!" |
