One fine day in the forest, Mr Rabbit is on his daily run when he sees a giraffe rolling a joint.
Giraffe, oh Giraffe! he calls.
Why do you do drugs? Come run with me instead! So the giraffe stops rolling his joint and runs with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing lines.
Elephant, oh Mr Elephant, Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead.
So the elephant stops snorting, and goes running with the other two animals. Then they spy a lion preparing a syringe. Lion, oh Mr Lion cries the rabbit, Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead. But no with a mighty roar, the lion smashes the rabbit to smithereens.
No! cry the giraffe and the elephant. Why did you do that? All he was trying to do was to help you out! The lion growls at them. That f**king rabbit always makes me run around the forest when he's whizzing his tits off. |
