Here's one for research scientists and applied epistemologists.
In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's p***s was larger than the shaft. After one year and 180, 000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After Duke published the study, Stanford decided to do their own study. After 250, 000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. The University of Wisconsin, unsatisfied with these findings, spent 13.
27 for a Playboy, a Penthouse, and a case of Old Milwaukee and concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead. |
