How can you make a gay man scream twice? F**k him real hard. Then wipe your d**k off on his curtains. Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses. Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes. What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 goverment employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do d**k! How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs. |
