I have just realised why I have always been so horny, ever since I was a very young boy, my c**k has been in warm moist places or clutched in my hands.
I picked up the book of rhymes my parents read to me, and soon realised the cause.
Here is one from the book. Little Jack Horner sat in the corner masturbating all day Down came Miss muffet and parted her tuffet now they have twins on the way. I'm sure this isn't good for young children to hear! Here is another one. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpy had a great fall all the kings horse and all the kings men humped poor dumpty and then did it again! Surely that isn't educational! Really, this must be censored! Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey when a ruddy big spider came and sat down beside her and fisted Miss Muffet all day. Finally, Insy winsy spider climbing up a spout spun a web around is balls and made his spunk shoot out! Sorry, but I must burn this book, it's too degrading, and here am I perverted by these rhymes! I'm sure my mum asked my day to get the book from the toy shop, not the sex toy shop! |
