An old man goes to a lingerie store to buy his wife a nighty.
The woman behind the counter asks, "What do you have in mind?" "I want something real sexy." says the geazer.
"Well , this one's the sheerest we have.
It's 200." "I'll take it." he says. The man gets home and excitedly ask his wife to model it for him. She goes upstairs and opens the box.
It's so see through that she figures the old cost won't even notice if she is wearing it or not, in which case she can return it for a refund. The wife strips down, yells "Get ready" and sauters to the top of the steps. "So what do you think?" she asks. "DAMN!" he says " You'd think for 200 they'd iron the damn thing!" |
