A sexy girl and her mother were sitting on thier porch one cold day, "My hands are freezing" said the daughter. "Put your hands between your legs" her mom advises her "your crotch will warm them up nicely.
" The next day the daughter was sitting on a park bench with a young man she had met recently when he mentioned that his hands sure are cold.
"Put the between my legs" she offers "My crotch will warm them right up." "You know" he said thinking quickly. "My p***s is frozen solid too.
" The next day the girl is back sitting on the porch with her mother and she asks "Have you ever heard of a p***s?" "Why uh yes" replied the mother with a look of concern "Why do you ask?" "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, dont they?" |
