This gay guy walks into a bar and sits down and says "Bartender, I'll take a drink." The bartender replies "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The gay guy says, "look, I only want one drink and I won't bother anybody." "When I'm done my drink, I'll just get up and leave like I was never here." The bartender say "all right, here's your drink, you go sit over there and mind your own business." So the gay guy goes to a couple tables away from the bar and starts to enjoy his drink. A few moments later, this big handsome burly construction worker walks in and flops himself down at the bar and yells at the bartender who's at the other end of the bar. "Bartender, give me a beer. I'm so thirsty I could lick a cows balls." All of a sudden the gay guy jumps up and yells, "Moo, Moo buckaroo." |
