A drunk walks into a bar, sits down demands a drink. "Get out" yells the bartender.
"I don't serve drunks in here." The guy staggers out the front door, and returns through the side door, sits down, bangs his fist and loudly demands a drink. " I thought I just told you to get out," says the bartender.
So the drunk man gets up, stumbles ou the side door and returns through the back door. He again sits down angrily call for a drink. The bartender walks over to the guy yells, "I told you, no drunks allowed. Now get the hell out!" The drunk looks up slurs, "Hey buddy how many f**king bars do you work at anyway?" |
