This guy gets on an airplane and sits down next to another guy.
The first guy looks at the second guy and comments: hey I notice you have a black eye just like me, what happened? The second guy replies: well it was kind of a slip of the tongue. I went to the ticket counter and the lady there had great big tits. I meant to say give me a ticket to Pittsburg but instead I said give me a picket to Titsburg and she slapped me in the face and gave me a black eye.
The first guy then says: yeah I got my black eye as the result of a slip of the tongue too.
I was having breakfast this morning and I looked at my wife and I meant to say honey would you get me some Kornflakes but I accidentally said you've ruined my life you f**king bitch. |
