A bear, lion & a chicken were sitting having a drink discussing who is the hardest scariest animal. The bear said "When I growl the whole forest trembles with fear so I must be the hardest animal" The lion said "Thats nothing, when I roar the whole jungle shakes with terror so I must be the hardest & scariest animal" The chicken stood up and said "I'm surely the scariest animal in the whole world.
All I have to do is sneeze & the whole f**king world shits itself" |
