TOP 10 BIG D**K JOKES 10 My d**k is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me. 9 My d**k is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it. My d**k is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. my d**k.
7 My d**k is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole. 6 My d**k is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a bj in Tennessee.
5 My d**k is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it. 4 My d**k is so big, I entered it in a big-d**k contest and it came in first, second, and third.
3 My d**k is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures. 2 My d**k is so big, Im already f**king a girl tomorrow. 1 My d**k is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my d**k.
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