A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse, " he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet.
" He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his p***s in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!" Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are...
my... test...results...back?" |
