This 82 year old woman who is a virgin has been having this bad itch so she goes to a doctor and explains that her crotch has been itching.
The doctor looks and says yup you have crabs. She says no shes a virgin theres no way she can have crabs. Then she says she wants a second opinion. She goes and sees this second doctor and tells him up front shes an 82 year old virgin who has never had sex, cause shes a virgin. She says she has got this itch and needs to know what it is. So the doctor looks at it and says yap its crabs.
She then tells the doctor that's impossible.
So she goes to a third doctor and she explains look here I'm a 82 year old virgin whose never had sex and I've got an itch but ITS NOT CRABS. The doctor then says ok let me look, he looks and comes back up and says nope you dont have crabs. She says then want do I have the doctor says you have fruit flies cause your cherry is rotten |
